Back in December Ping Hong , Fred, Hon Faai and i were in Langkawi and one of the days we were there we decided to rent a kancil and drive down to town ourselves.

we were in town scouting around the liqour shops and shopping malls for instant noodles, some booze and Hon Faai was comparing prices for cigs for a friend, or so he claims.

 so lunchtime comes and we were in this fairly new shopping mall- naturally we looked around for a fastfood restaurant. spotting a familiar sight, i exclaimed, "Hey why dont we go to KFC?"

The others agreed and so we walked towards the outlet.

casually we glanced around the outlet again and saw this

 

erm..what? our good old colonel got a mutation and turned into a chicken while in his usual clothing, and its KLG, not KFC?

it said " Malaysia's fastfood joint" or something like that, so to see how low malaysian fastfood could go, since we were such patriotic malaysians, we decided to stick to it and see how the foods like(it was cheap anyway).

to be fair i guess the food doesnt look all that bad-

 

 

but its taste was nothing to boast about.My mum makes way better chicken wings. heck i bet I could make better ones.but it WAS cheap, so it was rather worth it. looking around the outlet, i can't help but think how much it ressembles a KFC outlet(to me at least).

 

i mean, it DOES sorta remind you of KFC, ne? but taking a second look, i realised i was WRONG.

 

Someone PLEASE tell me why of all billions of living organisms they choose to place flies in a restaurant? GIANT flies at that...is this suppose to scare of other smaller flies or is it suppose to employ some reverse psycology thing where we eat better after seeing it?

the four of us, being really amused, decided to figure out what KLG stood for.

we couldnt think of ANYTHING, mainly cuz it it didnt have an A or C which would basically stand for Ayam or Chicken in it.Undeterred, however, we continued brainstorming until Ping Hong came up with this brainwave-

 

 

Kilang Lalat Goreng

really fits doesnt it?*shakes head*

you know what they say...Malaysia Boleh! 

Tension is high. The international Blogosphere situation has never been so tensed. There are Malaysians and Singaporeans who are for Xiaxue, and there are the same who are against her and for Shaolin Tiger.

those of us who follow and keep up with the current blog issues, we all know what happened. Those who don't regularly follow it, or dont understand it must be in a mess now. How did it happen?Why the big fuss over everything?

Together, Jon and i present 

THE BLOG WAR 

you do not need to run around reading entries anymore as we have the whole procedings laid out for you to see. It may not be exact or unbiased, but it will more or less let the the rest of us clueless ones in on a simplified version of what happened. 

Note: These are not the real xiaxue and shaolin tiger if you somehow do not know.and pardon my photoshopping skills.

X- Xiaxue

 ST- Shaolin Tiger

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

today, for the first time in 6 years since we graduated from priamry school we had our first reunion.

of course being the modest me i will not credit myself as the one who organised it, despite the constant namecalling 'mr organiser!mr organiser!" during the event. More important besides the fact that i got everyone together is that everyone was great in being willing to come as well as spread the news around about our reunion.

 the destination was pretty simple. 11am, coffee bean, megamall- national day. However now come to think of it it wasnt that good an idea cuz there were so many people in the mall, and on top of that the A level people had their exams on. Oh well. we learn from our mistakes yea.

to tell the truth i was very excited and slightly nervous while walking from the carpark to coffeebean. maybe it wasnt for the people from taylors cuz they see each other ever so often but hey! seriously speaking, i havent met most of them for that freaking 6 years! i tred to dress my best, not too heavy but smartly casual(i think i overdid it a lil). it was like going for a first date.i didnt know what to expect from them.

anyway. enough of my ramblings.i'll let the pictures do the talking =) 

 from left- shu ning, chen ren, sze hui(white, hidden), chien yee(dyed hair) and yunn cheng with the phone

 Thats wai loon with his coffee..and yunn cheng happily grinning at the background.

 

Wei Siang with wai loon and his precious coffee

 

Yoong Bear Bear! hau wen and yi wang sharing a laugh

 

Wai Chun making a fashion statement in pink

from left: Li Shan, Qi Hua and Qi Jia

 

 Qi Jia, Ming shiu and Ee min

 At this point, Wai loon waved his credit card around and exclaimed to everyone that he'll treat us to lunch. there was a flurry and scrabbling of chairs, and like a tour group from china we made our way to Dave's Deli.

 

from left, sitting- Wai loon, hau wen, wei siang.

from left, standing-Yi wang, Chien yee, wai chun and me 

  

 random pic taken while everyone was tucking in

 

 in typical Sam fashion, he came in late and posed for the picture with that horny face.lol. behaves exactly like how he did 6 years before,if not funnier!

wooi sun looking stoned.told everyone not to bring their mates but he brought his girlfriend...*grumble*

and i saved the best for the last!a groupie!

 

Overall i thought it was so much fun! everyone agreed to do this more often, and i think planning another one will be so fun!dont you all agree?i enjoyed this outing alot guys, thanks for making it possible!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SHIT

 the all-purpose word that can be used for almost EVERY senario in life.well for this part of the world i guess.

 as a verb-

(from mother to my brother)
Oi you!go and shit la you've been farting so much must be havent shit for 3 days issit? 

 and my brother sheepishly noods

as a noun-

(from my mouth)
Is this shit or is this shit? (referring to brothers writing in chinese)

as a Proper noun- 

(from my mouth again)
 OI SHIT-FACE!COME HERE!

 as a good old swearword-

(from my mouth?bah of course not..from..erm..an unknown source) 
What the shit do you think you doing?  or-
Shit off you dumbfuck! 

as a adjective- 

(Jess)
why is everything shitty today...

 as a comparison-

 (all from me)

you stink totally like shit
my grandma cooks like shit

and lastly as crude insults...ones i love best- 

(to alvin)
is that your face...or is that shit? 

 ahh...the wonders of the word shit.its almost like coconuts!

not kenny's coconuts of course, as in literally real life coconuts.